Friday, February 27, 2009

Enslave Kids

Are YOU bored of cleaning the house all day? Well we have YOUR solution! ENSLAVE KIDS corporation lets you adopt a kid that then YOU can enslave all day to do your bidding by only making ONE excuse: “I’m tired“, “I clean your stuff all day long“, and, a home dinger, “if you don’t do this you are grounded!”
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Just call 1-800-ENSLAVE-KIDS or go to our website, www.enslavekids.org

WARNING: All inclusive and may lead to some parenting

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