Matt's Story

Yet another one of Matt's oh so wonderful stories, and on video (with some brief commentary from dad):

Only a Mother Would Know

ONLY A MOTHER WOULD KNOW.....

Cup of Tea

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up.

Then she says, (as only a mother would know.. :)

'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?

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GONE!

We had the "Nate" cousins over yesterday, and they put together the following full scale production. Enjoy! P.S. the filming was done with our little sony cybershot, and sound with a boombox.